I know, time is a precious, wonderful prize to be treasured and savoured but OH MY, I just spent nine minutes watching the cast of Gossip Girl swivel and pout in front of green-screen.

And it was glorious.

Behold!

 

Plus Pts 2 and 3

I don’t know if it was for discarded title credits or what, but wow. Kelly Rutherford looks like she’s trying to pass for 25; Chase Crawford is wandering lost from a Prom Date Of Your Dream stock photography shoot and Ed Westwick’s head is getting tilted around by invisible puppet strings of brooding! And Penn, oh Penn…

I can see the director now: “Don’t worry kid, just gaze into the camera as if you see some pie, far off, getting closer. It’s blueberry, you love that. The pie’s getting closer! Warm, rich, delicious pie. Mmmmm!”

 

…..

 

I think I want some pie.

 

ps - a prize to who gets the title!